What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:08
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO
Yes sir it is.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?